Blame it on the Chinchillas

im back

Mon, 18 Aug 2003 12:57:10 GMT

weeeeeeee :D

wee this will be my last update from this house im moving tomorrow!

Mon, 04 Aug 2003 09:39:23 GMT

As title says im moving tomorrow yay me! its just really a secret excuse to buy new stuff ;)

Cu all in a few days

WewT!!

Fri, 01 Aug 2003 02:31:27 GMT

I went for interview today .. and i got the job right there on the spot .... Rawr Im am the new Communications Manager of a 5 star hotel!

wewt

Mon, 28 Jul 2003 12:20:24 GMT

I have a callback interview tomorrow :D lalalal shortliested down to 3 people ..

dum dum doooo should find out tomorrowwwwwwww ..

*looks at clock* well today actually

thanks to Anna for this

Mon, 28 Jul 2003 12:15:09 GMT

An Australian rugby fan, a Scottish rugby fan and a New Zealand rugby fan are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death!

However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment.

By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The Scotsman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went
through.

When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Australian was next up. After watching the Scotsman in horror, he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Australian was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do).

The New Zealander was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", the Kiwi replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20 lashes but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave".
The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish"?

"Tie the Australian to my back."

Sat, 26 Jul 2003 13:51:38 GMT

still no word back on my job but i have to give them another ref tomorrow should hear back monday or tues with any luck ... i really want this job! :D

runescape update:

Sat, 26 Jul 2003 12:04:31 GMT

going to be 84cb tonite

Fri, 25 Jul 2003 04:56:35 GMT

had a boring lazy day today :D

oh the fun, went out and sat in my car for about an hour playing really lous music for no reason

neighbour came over and complained so i went back inside

hehe :D

Cant touch this!

Thu, 24 Jul 2003 15:28:34 GMT

i hate quests

Wed, 23 Jul 2003 13:28:32 GMT

woo got p2p tonite _again_ lol :)

already done 1 new quest 3 togo !

Wed, 23 Jul 2003 01:30:45 GMT

hey wow ive had 174 journal views today rofl .. I LOVE YOU RANDOM STALKER TYPES@#%@! :D

keep visiting it makes me feel importaint in the little insignificant world :D

Wed, 23 Jul 2003 01:27:54 GMT

im buzzing just got back fron interview .. and buzzzzzzzzzzzzz I think it went well

ill be angry if I dont get job ><

smiles all around peoplessss!!!

Hrmmm....

Tue, 22 Jul 2003 13:03:17 GMT

I Should sleep but not tired, I dont think its a good idea to stay up all night before an interview

or is it?

Tue, 22 Jul 2003 09:41:47 GMT

Have a job interview tomorrow at 12:30 wish me luck!

Tue, 22 Jul 2003 07:06:24 GMT

nachos for tea mmmmmmmmmmmm

and I didnt even have to cook or clean yay!

:D

Tue, 22 Jul 2003 05:48:41 GMT

so much for the rumors of rs 3d today :D

did i mention how much i love glitter?

Tue, 22 Jul 2003 04:13:22 GMT

i love sleeping all day :D

weeeee xoxoxo

Mon, 21 Jul 2003 10:23:48 GMT

goodnight world!

Mon, 21 Jul 2003 09:21:15 GMT

Black forrest choc and pink grapefruit fizzy = good

Mon, 21 Jul 2003 04:50:47 GMT

the no sleep thing last nite is catching upto me ...... must stay awake

I hate gravity

Mon, 21 Jul 2003 03:06:34 GMT

just fell down 5 stairs .. i screamed and neighbours came over heh :)

pitty it wasnt some hot cute guy comming to save the damsel in distress *sigh*

Ewwww gross

Sun, 20 Jul 2003 23:20:17 GMT

just made appointment for my class 1 medical so I can start heli flying school.

THE DOCTOR HAS TO STICK HIS FINGER UP MY BUTT HOW GROSS IS THAT

anyway ~lah

weeee

Sun, 20 Jul 2003 21:46:08 GMT

im hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

*runs to kitchen

Sun, 20 Jul 2003 20:20:25 GMT

still cold

car battery is dead

eating ice cream at 8am in the morning .....

Brilliant! now i have to wait till 5pm till my car will move again, gets me out of making placecards for wedding ;p

First Entry!

Sun, 20 Jul 2003 17:16:51 GMT

Ive made this journal so friends can keep up with what im doing when I dont have too much time for the net :) bookmark it NOW!

It is five degrees below freezing in here, and I was supposed to go to bed hours ago.

Tomorrow I need to make three thousand notecards for a friends wedding and go wizzing around the ice at night with some friends. Oh the joy!

Not looking forward to shifting in a little over a week _again_

life goes on!