: im back
weeeeeeee :D
weeeeeeee :D
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19th August 2003
: im back
weeeeeeee :D 4th August 2003
: wee this will be my last update from this house im moving tomorrow!
As title says im moving tomorrow yay me! its just really a secret excuse to buy new stuff ;) Cu all in a few days Current Mood:
Current Music: The Offspring - Why Don't You Get A Job
1st August 2003
: WewT!!
I went for interview today .. and i got the job right there on the spot .... Rawr Im am the new Communications Manager of a 5 star hotel! Current Mood:
Current Music: Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Walkabout
29th July 2003
: wewt
I have a callback interview tomorrow :D lalalal shortliested down to 3 people .. dum dum doooo should find out tomorrowwwwwwww .. *looks at clock* well today actually
: thanks to Anna for this
An Australian rugby fan, a Scottish rugby fan and a New Zealand rugby fan are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Scotsman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain. The Australian was next up. After watching the Scotsman in horror, he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Australian was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do). The New Zealander was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", the Kiwi replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20 lashes but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave". The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish"? "Tie the Australian to my back." Current Mood:
Current Music: Busta Rhymes - Get Out
27th July 2003
: runescape update:
going to be 84cb tonite 25th July 200324th July 200323rd July 2003
: Hrmmm....
I Should sleep but not tired, I dont think its a good idea to stay up all night before an interview or is it? Current Mood:
Current Music: Boy Hits Car - Hope
22nd July 2003
: did i mention how much i love glitter?
i love sleeping all day :D 21st July 2003
: weeeee xoxoxo
goodnight world! Current Mood:
: I hate gravity
just fell down 5 stairs .. i screamed and neighbours came over heh :) pitty it wasnt some hot cute guy comming to save the damsel in distress *sigh* Current Mood:
Current Music: Future Is Plastic
: Ewwww gross
just made appointment for my class 1 medical so I can start heli flying school. THE DOCTOR HAS TO STICK HIS FINGER UP MY BUTT HOW GROSS IS THAT anyway ~lah Current Mood:
Current Music: Incubus - Summer Romance
: weeee
im hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *runs to kitchen Current Mood:
Current Music: Dj Aligator Project - Stomp!
: First Entry!
Ive made this journal so friends can keep up with what im doing when I dont have too much time for the net :) bookmark it NOW! It is five degrees below freezing in here, and I was supposed to go to bed hours ago. Tomorrow I need to make three thousand notecards for a friends wedding and go wizzing around the ice at night with some friends. Oh the joy! Not looking forward to shifting in a little over a week _again_ life goes on! Current Mood:
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