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19th August 2003

12:53am: im back
weeeeeeee :D

4th August 2003

9:35pm: wee this will be my last update from this house im moving tomorrow!
As title says im moving tomorrow yay me! its just really a secret excuse to buy new stuff ;)

Cu all in a few days
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: The Offspring - Why Don't You Get A Job

1st August 2003

2:27pm: WewT!!
I went for interview today .. and i got the job right there on the spot .... Rawr Im am the new Communications Manager of a 5 star hotel!
Current Mood: happy
Current Music: Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Walkabout

29th July 2003

12:16am: wewt
I have a callback interview tomorrow :D lalalal shortliested down to 3 people ..

dum dum doooo should find out tomorrowwwwwwww ..


*looks at clock* well today actually
12:11am: thanks to Anna for this
An Australian rugby fan, a Scottish rugby fan and a New Zealand rugby fan are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death!

However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment.

By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The Scotsman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went
through.

When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Australian was next up. After watching the Scotsman in horror, he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Australian was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do).

The New Zealander was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", the Kiwi replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20 lashes but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave".
The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish"?

"Tie the Australian to my back."
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Busta Rhymes - Get Out

27th July 2003

1:47am: still no word back on my job but i have to give them another ref tomorrow should hear back monday or tues with any luck ... i really want this job! :D
Current Mood: blah
Current Music: Nelly- Air Force ones
12:00am: runescape update:
going to be 84cb tonite

25th July 2003

4:52pm: had a boring lazy day today :D

oh the fun, went out and sat in my car for about an hour playing really lous music for no reason

neighbour came over and complained so i went back inside

hehe :D

Cant touch this!
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: MC Hammer - Hammer Time
3:24am: i hate quests
Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: POD - Southtown

24th July 2003

1:24am: woo got p2p tonite _again_ lol :)

already done 1 new quest 3 togo !

23rd July 2003

1:26pm: hey wow ive had 174 journal views today rofl .. I LOVE YOU RANDOM STALKER TYPES@#%@! :D

keep visiting it makes me feel importaint in the little insignificant world :D
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Holier than thou
1:23pm: im buzzing just got back fron interview .. and buzzzzzzzzzzzzz I think it went well

ill be angry if I dont get job ><


smiles all around peoplessss!!!
Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Music: George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic - We Want the Funk
12:59am: Hrmmm....
I Should sleep but not tired, I dont think its a good idea to stay up all night before an interview



or is it?
Current Mood: weird
Current Music: Boy Hits Car - Hope

22nd July 2003

9:37pm: Have a job interview tomorrow at 12:30 wish me luck!
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Lynard Skynard - Sweet Home Alabama
7:02pm: nachos for tea mmmmmmmmmmmm

and I didnt even have to cook or clean yay!

:D
Current Mood: happy
Current Music: George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic - We Want the Funk
5:44pm: so much for the rumors of rs 3d today :D
Current Mood: anxious
Current Music: Greenday - Basketcase
4:09pm: did i mention how much i love glitter?
i love sleeping all day :D

21st July 2003

10:19pm: weeeee xoxoxo
goodnight world!
Current Mood: calm
9:17pm: Black forrest choc and pink grapefruit fizzy = good
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Dixie Chicks - Goodbye Earl
4:46pm: the no sleep thing last nite is catching upto me ...... must stay awake
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Nirvana - Lithium
3:02pm: I hate gravity
just fell down 5 stairs .. i screamed and neighbours came over heh :)

pitty it wasnt some hot cute guy comming to save the damsel in distress *sigh*
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: Future Is Plastic
11:16am: Ewwww gross
just made appointment for my class 1 medical so I can start heli flying school.

THE DOCTOR HAS TO STICK HIS FINGER UP MY BUTT HOW GROSS IS THAT

anyway ~lah
Current Mood: shocked
Current Music: Incubus - Summer Romance
9:41am: weeee
im hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

*runs to kitchen
Current Mood: naughty
Current Music: Dj Aligator Project - Stomp!
8:15am: still cold

car battery is dead

eating ice cream at 8am in the morning .....

Brilliant! now i have to wait till 5pm till my car will move again, gets me out of making placecards for wedding ;p
Current Mood: lazy
Current Music: Crazy Town - Butterfly
5:05am: First Entry!
Ive made this journal so friends can keep up with what im doing when I dont have too much time for the net :) bookmark it NOW!


It is five degrees below freezing in here, and I was supposed to go to bed hours ago.

Tomorrow I need to make three thousand notecards for a friends wedding and go wizzing around the ice at night with some friends. Oh the joy!

Not looking forward to shifting in a little over a week _again_

life goes on!
Current Mood: cold
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